I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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