she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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