Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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