I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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