I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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