I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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