i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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