Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
third nipple confirmed
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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