I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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