I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
