I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think weed is turning my hair brown
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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