i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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