is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.