so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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