I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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