I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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