Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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