Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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