Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we're making bets on your personal life
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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