Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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