i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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