READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The feeling are messing with the penis
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
