There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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