It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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