Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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