all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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