i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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