So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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