I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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