Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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