I wish I only lived at night.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
