spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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