Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I can't turn off my feet"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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