UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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