Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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