I think I am morally bankrupt
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
wow bdsm is so cute
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