i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
