If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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