dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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