Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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