AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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