I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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