i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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