But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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