Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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