She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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