so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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