I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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