yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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