five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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