Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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