Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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